1:45 the night is alive
Time to see Old Man Will
Voice like a chainsaw
Left down a short hall
Time to see Old Man Will

Head up the stairs
Everybody was there
Time to see Old Man Will
Cartoon sheets
As a door make it complete
Time to see Old Man Will

Even though the product
Wasn't quite top shelf
It would keep you company
While you were by yourself

The Wizard was quicker
We all chased our liquor
Time to see Old Man Will
Vinyl as platters
Go straight up the ladder
Time to see Old Man Will

He'd fill up your ear
As you wait with your gear
Time to see Old Man Will
If it's what baby lacks
To the bathroom and fast
Time to see Old Man Will

Even though the product
Wasn't quite top shelf
It would keep you company
While you were by yourself

Puerto Rico, the Midwest
Buzz the door, hope for the best
Nothing great but nonetheless
Sun was up when we all left
Customers and conversations
Always some weird situation
Drop a 20, easy score
Always kept you wanting more

The short straw won
We all had our fun
When we saw Old Man Will
We planned to leave soon
As we’d wait in his room
When we saw Old Man Will

One more for the road
Get home and unfold
When we saw Old Man Will
Retired at last
With a baseball bat
Goodbye Old Man Will